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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

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